Pappu: Hello Dominos, one chicken pizza, and one coke. Dominos Guy: Do you want anything else sir? Pappu: Haan Bhai, Sarkari Naukari Lagwa De!
Santa: I won 2 Gold Medals in my entire life. Pappu: That's commendable! In which field? Santa: One was for my excellent memory and the second one, I don't remember!
Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today? Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!
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Pappu: Papa Mujhe 180CC Pulsar Bike Hi Leni Hai... Santa: Beta Tu 180CC Pulsar Le Ya 350CC Ki Bullet, Picha Tune 100CC Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai..